Woody AllenIf Jesus came back and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing-up.
About This Quote
If Jesus came back and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing-up. This quote is a play on words and a reference to the fact that Christians believe that Jesus Christ did come back to Earth, and was crucified and risen from the dead. The author of this quote was saying that if Jesus were to see what Christians were doing in his name today, he would be disgusted.
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